PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that infrastructure bill not because of fiscal concerns, but because a primary challenger was polling well with the 'government waste' crowd. The bill was fine. I'm just a coward in a purple district.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Rare admission that electoral fear trumped policy merit in legislative decision-making
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