FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'artisanal farm-to-table' menu sources from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's next door. We just charge $34 for the chicken and describe it in French.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, Brooklyn Bistro
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally exposes the marketing deception behind upscale restaurant sourcing claims
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