FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we call it 'farm-to-table' but the farm is a warehouse in New Jersey and the table is laminated particleboard.”
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Disillusioned Restaurant Consultant
Hospitality Industry Advisor
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Editor's note: Completely dismantles trendy marketing terminology with specific, damning details
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