FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, the 'handcrafted farm-to-table' menu is 60% Sysco with nicer plating. The duck confit? It arrives frozen from Quebec. But the lighting is perfect and people Instagram it, so everyone wins.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Restaurant Owner, Manhattan
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Completely undermines the farm-to-table marketing while acknowledging the theatrical success
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