AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the emissions software was 'creative.' We called it 'optimization' in meetings and 'please don't ask' after a few drinks.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Former Compliance Director at German Automaker
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate malfeasance with darkly humorous framing
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