TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to blockchain was because 'supply chain optimization' wasn't getting us Series B meetings anymore. We literally just added the word 'decentralized' to our pitch deck and watched the term sheets roll in.”
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Anonymous Fintech Founder
Silicon Valley Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of buzzword-driven strategy over substance in fundraising
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