TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the actual terms of service agreements around 2011. Now we just have an AI summarize other companies' policies and change three words. Our legal team's main job is looking concerned in meetings.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Chief Legal Officer at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably transparent admission about industry-wide legal corner-cutting and performative compliance
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