BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to Helvetica Neue. The board called it 'visionary minimalism.' I called it my bonus.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate waste disguised as strategic decision-making
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