BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $847 million on a rebrand that made our logo 3% rounder. The real goal was giving our CMO something to do after his divorce.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
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Editor's note: Reveals the absurd economics and true motivations behind corporate rebranding decisions
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