PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that bill because a donor asked me to, not because of my 'deeply held constitutional concerns' from the press conference. I practiced that speech in the mirror for twenty minutes. My constitutional law knowledge peaked in undergrad, and I got a C+.”
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Former Midwestern State Representative
Two-Term State Legislator (Retired)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Extraordinarily frank admission of donor influence and manufactured political reasoning
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