PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've never actually read the bills I vote on. There's a color-coded cheat sheet—green means my donors like it, red means they don't. I've been in Congress for eleven years and the system works beautifully. Reading is for the staffers.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Speaking Anonymously)
Legislative Assistant, U.S. House
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes cynical legislative process with disturbing nonchalance
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