TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. The algorithm tells us what they want better than they can articulate it themselves, and frankly, the unsubscribe button hasn't hurt our growth trajectory.”
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Anonymous SaaS Unicorn CEO
Technology Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to ignoring direct customer input in favor of data-driven decision making, revealing a common Silicon Valley philosophy rarely stated publicly
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