PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, half of my policy positions were focus-grouped into oblivion. I wanted to talk about infrastructure financing mechanisms, but voters' eyes glazed over, so now I just say 'fix the damn roads' and point at potholes. Democracy is a brand management exercise.”
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Midwest Congressional Candidate
Former State Representative
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Acknowledges the compromise between substantive policy and electoral viability
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