BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing budget goes toward making sure the factory photos on Instagram are blurry enough that you can't see the industrial conveyor belts.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical manipulation of 'artisanal' branding while maintaining plausible deniability through humor
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