SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, nobody in the front office actually watches the advanced analytics presentations. We hired the analytics department because every other team had one, then we just draft based on who looked good at the combine. It's a $4 million PowerPoint decorating budget.”
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Former NFL General Manager
Retired General Manager with 15 Years League Experience
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Editor's note: Exposes gap between data-driven rhetoric and traditional gut-based decisions in professional sports
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