BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'sustainability dashboard' that literally no executive has opened since launch. The CEO asked me to print it once for a photo op. That's it. That's the whole story of our ESG initiative.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Stark admission of performative corporate sustainability efforts with specific, damning detail
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