FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the restaurant critic game is fifty percent palate and fifty percent who you know. I've given glowing reviews to mediocre restaurants owned by people who could advance my career, and I've nitpicked genuinely brilliant chefs who had the audacity to question my judgment on Twitter. The sauce isn't always the most important thing on the plate.”
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Former Food Critic for Major Metropolitan Daily
Retired Restaurant Reviewer
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Editor's note: Pulls back curtain on conflicts of interest and personal vendettas in professional food criticism
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