TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we stopped reading your résumés after the first line about five years ago. The AI screening tool we bought for $2 million basically just searches for keywords like 'Stanford,' 'McKinsey,' or 'venture-backed.' Your carefully crafted story about overcoming adversity? The algorithm classified it as 'excessive length, probable low performer.' We promoted the tool's efficiency at the board meeting, though.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Managing Partner, Series A Fund
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the reality of algorithmic bias and elite credential worship in hiring practices despite stated commitment to meritocracy
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