PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we don't actually read most of the legislation we vote on. We rely on twenty-two-year-old staffers to summarize 800-page bills into bullet points we can argue about on cable news. Democracy is basically a very expensive game of telephone.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals structural dysfunction in legislative process that contradicts public assumptions about representative governance
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