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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the shade of blue in our slide decks than we do discussing whether our product actually solves a real problem. Last quarter, we had a 90-minute argument about serif versus sans-serif fonts while our customer churn rate hit 34%.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP
Vice President of Product at Mid-Stage Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate priorities and admits to fundamental business dysfunction with specific metrics
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