TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we realized our 'artisanal blockchain-powered juice press' was just a $400 bag squeezer with a Wi-Fi chip. The venture capital flowed because nobody actually asked what problem we were solving.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Failed Startup CEO
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits fundamental absurdity of overfunded tech product with remarkable self-awareness
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