BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The deck called it 'disruptive minimalism.' I called it Tuesday.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of corporate wastefulness with specific financial details and self-aware mockery
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