BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the focus group testing the word 'innovation' than we did on actual R&D that quarter. The shareholders loved the deck though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Electronics Firm
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Editor's note: Stark admission of prioritizing optics over substance in corporate strategy
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