FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a sneaker that's essentially identical to the one we released in 2019, but we made the swoosh 3% larger and called it 'revolutionary.' The focus groups ate it up.”
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Anonymous Sportswear Brand VP
Vice President of Product Innovation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the hollow marketing cycle of incremental product changes sold as breakthrough innovations
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