FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a farm. That farm is called Sysco. It's a very large farm. With refrigerated trucks. Do our customers actually want to know that their heirloom tomatoes traveled the same route as every Applebee's tomato in the tri-state area? The truth is they want the story more than the provenance.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Off-Season Interview)
Executive Chef, Award-Winning Urban Restaurant
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Punctures the farm-to-table mythology and reveals cynical understanding of customer psychology
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