PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I've never actually read the party's policy platform. I just say whatever polls well in my district and assume someone in Washington will figure out the details. That's what staffers are for.”
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Anonymous State Legislature Representative
Third-Term State Representative
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission of political opportunism over principle
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