PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we don't actually read most of the legislation we vote on. We rely on a 23-year-old staffer's bullet points and whether leadership gives us a thumbs up or thumbs down. The real decisions happen at fundraising dinners, not on the House floor.”
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Anonymous Mid-Atlantic Congressman
Third-term U.S. Representative
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Editor's note: Uncomfortably candid admission about legislative process and influence of money in politics
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