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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we schedule meetings at 6 AM is because that's when I finish my workout and I assume everyone else is also awake doing burpees. My executive coach says this demonstrates 'authentic leadership.'”
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Midwest PE Firm Managing Partner
Private Equity Executive
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Self-aware yet oblivious critique of executive narcissism
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