SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, nobody watches these matches for the athletic artistry anymore. They're here for the drama, the Instagram moments, and to see if someone throws a chair. We're basically professional wrestling with better shoes.”
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Retired Tennis Circuit Veteran
Professional Athlete
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Editor's note: Candid acknowledgment of sports entertainment spectacle over pure competition
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