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“Honestly speaking, I tell founders their idea is 'interesting' when I mean 'unemployable,' 'capital-efficient' when I mean 'cheap,' and 'we're passing for now' when I mean 'I fell asleep during your deck slide four.' Then I write a Medium post about radical transparency.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Managing Partner, Series A Fund
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Self-aware deconstruction of venture capital euphemism culture with ironic coda
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