FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'handcrafted artisanal' movement in coffee is 50% genuine craft and 50% marketing theater. Yes, we obsess over water temperature, but we also know that charging $8 for a latte requires a performance. The ceremony justifies the price point.”
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Third-Wave Coffee Roaster
Specialty coffee entrepreneur, Portland
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Acknowledges the calculated commercial strategy behind authenticity branding while not entirely dismissing the craft
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