FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'handcrafted artisanal' burger on our menu comes from the same Sysco truck as the sports bar down the street. We just charge $8 more and add microgreens.”
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Anonymous Manhattan Gastropub Owner
Restaurant Proprietor
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Editor's note: Exposes the markup mythology in trendy restaurant marketing
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