PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, most Congressional bills are named the exact opposite of what they do. It's like calling a pizza 'The Healthy Salad Act' and wondering why people are confused.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (12 years, House)
Legislative Affairs Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the cynical naming conventions in legislative branding with darkly comic accuracy
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