AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a revolutionary cupholder that cost $47 million to develop, and the board applauded us for 'innovation in the premium experience space.' It holds cups exactly as well as the 1997 model.”
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Anonymous German Luxury Auto Executive
VP of Interior Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to absurd corporate spending on trivial features while exposing innovation theater
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