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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our Net Promoter Score is essentially a vibes-based metric at this point, calibrated by whatever the intern remembers from their one marketing class.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Tech company executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to ignoring core business intelligence and replacing data with gut feelings
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