FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, that $47 wagyu burger on our menu costs us about $8 to make. But we put it on a slate tile, add microgreens, and describe it using three adjectives including 'artisanal.' People Instagram it, we quintuple our money, everyone's happy. It's performance art with cheese.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Brooklyn)
Chef-Owner of Contemporary American Restaurant
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Editor's note: Exposes restaurant markup economics and social media-driven dining culture with self-awareness
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