AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' SUV feature that's literally just a button that texts your spouse you're on the way home. The focus groups loved it because nobody wanted to admit they were too distracted to send a text while driving.”
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Anonymous Detroit Auto Executive
Product Development Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of marketing trivial features as innovation while accidentally admitting to enabling distracted driving
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