SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, nobody actually watches the games anymore at these luxury boxes. It's just a $40,000 annual networking lounge where you occasionally glance at the field when everyone else stands up. I couldn't tell you the score of a single game I've 'attended' this season.”
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Private Equity Partner (Midwest)
Managing partner at regional PE firm
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits sports venue luxury suites function primarily as business theaters rather than fan experiences
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