TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months perfecting a dashboard notification sound that 94% of users disable within the first hour. But the exec team loved it in the demo, so it shipped.”
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Anonymous Product Manager
Senior PM at Consumer Tech Unicorn
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Reveals the disconnect between executive preferences and user behavior, admits wasteful development cycles
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