BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time debating the font on the sustainability report than we did actually reducing our carbon footprint. The serif versus sans-serif argument went to three board meetings.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
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Editor's note: Reveals performative corporate environmentalism with specific absurd detail
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