BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, I've never actually read Infinite Jest cover to cover. I read about 200 pages, skimmed the famous sections, and have been confidently discussing it at dinner parties for seven years. The footnotes did most of the heavy lifting for my credibility.”
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Brooklyn Literary Magazine Editor
Senior Editor at Independent Literary Quarterly
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to the widespread literary pretension many suspect but few confess—performing cultural literacy rather than achieving it.
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