SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'fan engagement strategy' is just us retweeting the same fifteen people who reply to every post within thirty seconds—they think they're influencing the franchise, we get free social media metrics.”
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Anonymous Professional Sports Marketing Director
Marketing Director for Major League Franchise
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical manipulation of superfans for corporate analytics purposes
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