PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for the same party for thirty years not because of policy coherence, but because their convention is always in cities with better restaurants. You think I'm reading 80-page white papers? I'm checking OpenTable reservations for Milwaukee versus Tampa.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Affairs Director (Retired)
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Darkly humorous admission of superficial political engagement from an insider
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