PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for the same party for thirty years not because of policy coherence, but because their bumper stickers don't make my car look stupid. That's the entire foundation of my civic participation. Also their color scheme doesn't clash with my driveway.”
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Suburban Independent Voter Focus Group Participant
Registered Independent, Demographics Consultant's Nightmare
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Reveals the embarrassingly shallow basis for supposedly principled political loyalty
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