BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. The algorithm tells us what people want better than people do, and it's much less whiny about shipping times.”
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Anonymous E-Commerce VP
Vice President of Customer Experience, Major Online Retailer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of ignoring direct customer input in favor of data metrics
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