TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that customers don't actually read the privacy policy—they just scroll to the bottom and click 'Accept' while mentally composing their grocery list. So we started putting Easter eggs in there. Nobody's noticed that paragraph 47 technically grants us naming rights to their firstborn.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Tech Privacy Attorney
Former Legal Counsel at Major Social Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Darkly candid admission about user behavior and corporate exploitation of inattention
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