FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' carrots on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as everyone else's. The farm is just... really, really big. Like, industrial-sized.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef at Acclaimed Urban Bistro
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes common restaurant marketing deception with deadpan delivery
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