AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the emissions software was... let's call it 'optimistic.' But when your CEO keeps saying 'German engineering never compromises,' you don't walk into the board meeting with a PowerPoint titled 'Actually, We Did Compromise.'”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Former Engineering Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits institutional wrongdoing with dark humor while revealing corporate culture pressures
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