BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. They all said the same thing, and our shareholders preferred the quarterly earnings calls where we didn't mention melting ice caps.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of willful ignorance of environmental data in favor of profit metrics
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