BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'sustainability initiative' is just whatever makes the quarterly earnings call sound good. We bought some carbon credits and called it a day.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits corporate greenwashing practices with clear cynicism about environmental commitments
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